Everyone Is Torgo

Minions are an essential tool that every evildoer needs. How can you focus on doing horrible unholy things if you need to deal with boring stuff like laundry and returning your overdue library books?

 This is where minions come in. A minion will do all the boring stuff, leaving you free to focus on your evil schemes. 

But some minions are more than just minions. Some minions are legends, true masters of their craft. Due to this, these minions receive a holy title. Not a mere minion. 

They are a Torgo. 

First seen in the legendary B-Movie, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Torgo was a strange satyr-like gentleman. The dutiful servant of The Master, Torgo, looked after the house while The Master was busy with his many wives and their dodgy acting. 

Since then, many B-Movie lovers have referred to outstanding minions as a Torgo. For instance, 1968's The Astro-Zombies features Franchot, lovingly referred to as “Science Torgo”. 

And now it is your turn to uphold the holy mantle. To become great and talented minions. To become Torgos.

Everyone Is Torgo is a fun TTRPG (Torgo! Torgo! Roleplaying Game) inspired by classic B-Movie Manos: The Hands Of Fate and other cheesy sci-fi horror classics. 

Each character has 2 stats. The first is your specialist skill. The second stat is Torgo, which represents your skill as a minion. Together you go on various missions for your evil overlords, trying to prove why you are the number 1 minion! 

The game is simple to set up and easy to play, making it perfect for Halloween parties or quick Discord calls! 

To play, you'll need:

• Paper
• Pens
• 1d6