All I Want For Christmas...Is To Get Out Of This *$#!% Mall

Working retail during the holidays sucks. The weather is cold, the stores are crowded, and every customer is stressed and angry. 

But the worst thing is the music. The same 5 Christmas songs are played on a non-stop loop every day from November 1st until January 1st. 

And all of these playlists are capped off with Mariah Carey declaring that all she wants for Christmas is a non-specific you. 

And, if things couldn't get any more annoying, The Merriweather Mills mall has decided to lace their playlist with subliminal messages in the hope of making their staff work harder. 

However, one group of mall workers plans to put a stop to that. 

All I Want For Christmas...Is To Get Out Of This *$#! Mall is a rules-lite ttrpg about Holiday retail hell. Rather than dice, situations are resolved by a constantly playing mixtape of holiday classics!

But beware, if Mariah Carey decides to grace you with her presence, your character's brainwashing will kick in, and you'll have to channel your hatred of the holidays to keep going. 

As you progress, you and your team of mall misfits will share stories of retail hell and find new ways to use your skills to punish your overbearing bosses. 

To play, you will need: 

• A playlist of holiday songs 
• Pens/Paper